[專題] 不要對DJ說的話

以我的過去打碟經驗,當在djing的時侯,會聽到很多不同的奇怪的要求,其實在外國也有Video,網站,甚至推出tee來反映no request這問題,希望在此題醒一下大家,respect DJ !!!!!DJ不是點播機器 !!!





1.PLAY SOMETHING GOOD...SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO !
The DJ has to play for more than one person...so what you hate may be another's favorite song and EVERYTHING played here can be danced to one way or another.
DJ ,打些歌可以令大家跳舞的DJ必須為使用超过一個人…所以請顧及其他人感受,

2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT" !
BE SERIOUS! We know of NO songs played in a club that don't have some sort of BEAT!
可否打些有"beat"的音樂在Club當然會播有"beat"的歌吧......

3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THENAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS....
PLEASE don't sing for the DJ. They have to put up with smoke filled rooms and dangerous decibel levels all night long… Do them a favor and DON'T give them a rendition of your favorite song.
對著DJ唱歌,當他們不懂那首歌的名字其實有些人對唱歌方面真.......不如算吧...

4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT !
Oh, sure... you polled everyone in the club and, as their spokesperson, you're requesting the song.
曾特首也不可代表全香港的人吧!何妨是你 !!

5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT !
The DJ won't. I guess that blows a hole in that theory!
如果你打那首歌,大家會跳舞?這個問題太假設性了

6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT !
Why settle for one night? Buy the album
and get laid for a whole month!
那你回家"Hea"吧!

7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT !
The ONLY people who can get away with that statement write the DJ's paycheck!
我喜歡這句,給支票的人先可這樣做,haha

8. WHAT DO YOU HAVE ? 
It's a lot easier for you to go have another beer and figure out what you want to hear than it is for the DJ to recite the name of every record in the booth!
如果人人也這樣問,DJ們會很忙.

9. HEY, MAN, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS !
It's NOT advisable to say this when the dance floor is packed (but some people do anyway) ! HOWEVER,even if there is only ONE person on the floor, it STILL contradicts the statement!
又回到曾特首那句

10. PLAY IT SOON, BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING !
If your gonna leave after he plays it, why shouldn't he wait till the very last song so you stay all night!
DJ不是點播機......


by DJ FunkB